What is the best way to get rid of a nice big hemorrhoid?
Any suggestions are welcome.
I’m asking for my bestie. She’s got one. I told her to rip it off with a staple puller, but she did not like that suggestion.
Thank you for addressing my concerns of my bestie’s butt.
you could use a torch to burn it off!
Cel I’m sorry but I can’t help you with this one. Now if you need a nice recipe for meatloaf then we’ll hook up.
Oh, I was going to say BLOCK.
A divorce lawyer.
Expensive, but effective.
You divorce him/her.
cram it back in with a large peen I reckon….
you have officially ruined Y!A for me… i am going home now.
pliers and pull hard
Ice cubes, or poke a Popsicle at it
just pop it like a zit
You need to keep it warm and moist…continue sucking on it a bit longer.
well you know what they say. preparation h DOES feel good on the whole.
Lance it.
give it a dollar and send it out for a pack of smokes.
a little relief is better than continous suffering.
get a divorce
i’m confused..bestie means grandma in norwegian, you told your grandma to do that? ouch! maybe get her a nice soft donut cushion. ice it. that always causes shrinkage!
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SteveC
Divorce him?
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………..
(get rid of the A$$hole and he will be sure to follow……)
I’ll have to call the expert….
….GUIDO! Stop molesting the couch and commere and answer Cellies question!
I work with this guy who cut one off with a razor blade. And then told everyone about it. Yeah, he’s classy…
The doc has a little gun that he loads with itty bitty rubberbands and then shoots them around the hemorrhoid which then rots and die.
OR, you can go to Mexico, eat something hot and spicy and have a good poo!
scalpel and a welder….
cut it open and cauterize it shut…..
dump him!
If sandblasting doesn’t work, try dynamite.
Go to the “Doctor”
if they are really getting on your nerves, use a hacksaw!…
I just kicked hisass out the house and told him to bring home the bacon. No seriously…he actually has to go work down south because of the storms. Holy hell…he hasn’t gone out of town in like forever…
Preparation H or Tuck’s. My best to besties butt.
Preparation-H and warm sitz baths. Don’t pull or lance it, it may hemhorrage, or cause infection. If it is extreme it needs be seen by a physician.
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Have a rat knaw it off….
Then poor alcohol on it to clean it.
OHHH THE PAIN!!!!
Use your beaver teeth?
poke it with a stick
Well if the Preparation H doesn’t work, hemorrhoidectomy would be the only other option. Oucheee!