Cram it back in with a large peen …

Comment posted What is the best way to get rid of a nice big hemorrhoid? by LeRoy.

cram it back in with a large peen I reckon….

LeRoy also commented

• Well if the Preparation H doesn’t work, hemorrhoidectomy would be the only other option. Oucheee!
• poke it with a stick
• Use your beaver teeth?
• Have a rat knaw it off….

  Then poor alcohol on it to clean it.

  OHHH THE PAIN!!!!

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Recent comments by LeRoy

• How is a hemorrhoid test performed?
  You are absolutely old enough to ask your mother to have her step out for the actual exam – let her stay for the rest of the consultation though unless you’re too embarrassed talking in front of her too. She might have the legal right to force herself to stay against your will though, so hopefully your mother is nice enough to respect your privacy and won’t go that far.

  As for the exam, they will look at the outside of the anus and if he doesn’t see anything he will use lubrication on a gloved finger and examine internally. It’s really not as awful as you’d think, don’t let it turn into a mind trip, the doc’s a professional and you’ll be just fine.

  Most of the time they tell you to fix hemorrhoids by changing your diet. Drink the recommended 8 glasses of water (or more) per day religiously, to start. Watch your diet, read labels, and make sure you are eating a minimum of 30 grams of fiber every day. It takes effort for most people to do this! Otherwise, buy a fiber supplement like Metamucil products, etc.

  Stool softeners can be used when having a flare up, as can topical creams like Preparation H, or a hydrocortisone cream, or Tucks pads or plain generic witch hazel soaked pads.

  It might not be hemorrhoids – it could also be a fissure, which is like a little papercut in the tissue. It is also painful and bleeds.

  Good luck.

• How is a hemorrhoid test performed?
  He is going to stick his finger you know where.

  He’ll want someone there as a witness to his good behaviour.
  Expect him to ask your mother to be there.

  Of course, there will be nurses around too, it’s a doctors surgery.

• How is a hemorrhoid test performed?
  if you tell ur parents to wait outside a minute then the doctor will tell you to lay on bed and he will look at your bottom and (might )poke and see if you have internal piles and if you book an oppioment then hell proberly do on same day good luck and try not to worry the doctor sees this all the timexxxxxxxx
• How is a hemorrhoid test performed?
  I would try to take some multivitamins first containing B6 at 3mg and eat some bananas they containing vitamin B6 also try this for 3 days they may go away
• Huge external hemorrhoid-it’s bleeding and hurts (even blocking) when I try to go to the bathroom. Besides
  There is no permanent cure for Hemorroids, the procedures are only temporary and does not entitle you to revert back to your old life style. If you revert back to your old life style, there is a ninety nine percent chance that you will suffer from this problem quite soon again.

  The best and the natural way to go about treating Hemorroids are controlling your life style and eating habits. First and foremost, follow a regular schedule for taking food. It is okay to have snacks between meals, what needs to be cared for is try to avoid fried foods or foods that have a lot of spices as additives. These can irritate your colon and your intestines. Food also tends to stick to the colon and other parts of the stomach, these needs to be flushed regularly. This too can be done the natural way; take foods with a lot of fiber content. Fruits, vegetables and greens are the best forms of foods that have fibers. The fiber is thicker on the skin than on the fleshy part of the fruit / vegetable. Take fruits and vegetables with the skin; you may have to clean it thoroughly before taking them.

  There are number of pre cooked foods that are available from super stores which are also rich in fiber content. Before dropping them in your shopping cart, read their content, this will give you an idea of their fiber content.
  It is advisable to have a fruit as a dessert after each meal. Drink lots of water and defecate in a regular pattern (time schedule). Following the above tips will keep Hemorroids at bay for a long time to come.

  These are standard procedures for treating Hemorroids; however there are a number of Chinese herbal / natural cures which make use of herbs / animal fat to cure Hemorroids. The authenticity of this medication has not been proved but word of mouth saying proves that they are also quite effective against Hemorroids.

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