Posts Tagged ‘case’

How do you cure a bad case of Hemorrhoids?

My doc is on vacation, and I’m suffering. Help me out man. I’m in pain and nothing is working. I tried pain killers and creams, and it’s not working. What do I need?

This is a serious question, so I need serious answers.

I have a bad case of hemorrhoids and i cant get rid of them. Not only that but theyre very itchy?

I have reaaaallly bad hemorrhoids. Theres little bumps around the opening and its very itchy. I have tried lots of things and nothing is working. I really dont wanna have surgery so what are my options?

Could a slight case of hemorrhoids cause a blood fecal test to read positive?

I just had a positive reading in 1 of 2 specimens during my yearly exam. I sometimes bleed a little down there anyways. Could this cause the test to read positive?

whats the difference between a hemorrhoid and a bad case of monkey butt?

I am looking for a medical response or at least the funniest answer you can come up with.